Beans : Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
Frank : Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Beans : Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover?
Frank : I haven't either!
Beans : Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
Frank : Because he couldn’t afford airfare.
Beans : Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Frank : Because they're very short-tempered!
Beans : Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Frank : Because he’s always short.
{same reason you cant borrow money from Frank & Beans ;) }
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