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Thursday, March 14, 2013

St. Patrick's Day Jokes by Beans!

Despite the fact that he looks really serious in the picture, Beans has some St. Patrick's Day jokes to share!

Beans : Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
Frank : Because you shouldn’t press your luck.

Beans : Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover? 
Frank : I haven't either!

Beans : Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
Frank : Because he couldn’t afford airfare.

Beans : Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? 
Frank : Because they're very short-tempered!


Beans : Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Frank : Because he’s always short.
{same reason you cant borrow money from Frank & Beans ;) }

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