It's getting nice outside. My parents have been mowing the grass and cleaning up the yard. I've been trying to help by doing my business wherever I can find the weeds; unfortunately we have alot of weeds and I can only do so much!
Anyways, the other day I was hanging outside with Bean's and we got to talking (yes we talk, just in a tone inaudible to humans - bet you look at your dog differently next time you see him knowing that, Dr Dollittle was no joke - turns our Eddie Murphy wasn't that crazy after all).
I digress - so Bean's was saying how he would love to have a drivers license so he could go motoring out on the country roads by our house. Motoring is the act of finding an open road, putting the windows/top down and driving 'with enthusiasm' - being cautious to watch for deer and critters of course. A proper motoring session isn't complete without a trip to UDF for a Cookie Dough Deep Freeze.
Here are some Do's and Don'ts for Successful motoring out there!
1. Don't motor alone. Grab a friend who appreciates the great outdoors and that wind swept look. I recommend Bean's or Christie Brinkley from National Lampoon's Vacation. Her hair is the same look as Bean's pre-haircut! Fabio could do as well - we are open minded here at TDF&B.
2. Don't let an idiot in the drivers seat - or a child. This video below is making headlines. Someone with more money than brains let his kid drive his Ferrari F430. Avoid people like this!
3. Crank up the tunes! Here is a good place to start - check out the leather pants and sunglasses - INDOORS. I give you Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf. Fitting for two wild guys like me and Bean's. Tried to find these guys in a red Ferrari to keep the theme going - you can't win em' all!
Get out there an enjoy the spring weather!